Entertainment 101

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Lying.

Some say it's wrong, I say it's fun.
Lying to the people you love could of course be considered wrong, but lying to strangers? Who cares? These are people you are never going to see again.

Because of that fun little fact, making up stories about your past/who you are/what you believe in is a never ending entertainment.

Take me and my customers for example. I work as a waiter and get asked many questions as to where I'm from, what my name is, how I'm in England etc. So after the first 100 times of saying nothing but the truth, I got seriously bored.

I started telling them how I'm a troubled teen from California witch super rich parents that lives in a house on Malibu. These so called parents of mine didn't appreciate me as I was so wild. Even though the only reason I was wild was because they were never home, always working and not showing me enough emotional loving.
After hitting the last straw, they forced me to study in the UK in order to discipline me. Part of this discipline is only paying for my schooling while I have to pay for the rest, hence working at Zizis as a waiter.

1) My days at work are so much more interesting.
2) My tips get bigger as my customers pity for me grows.