Situations

Situations

Waking up at 3pm
Normal morning: "Fuck it's late."
Morning after drinking: "Fuck it's early."

Grinding on someone
In a club: "This must mean love."
On the street: "This is harassment."

Sticking your hand in a stomach
Surgery: Helpful.
Casual Monday: Not helpful.

Kissing in public
West: "We're so romantic."
East: "We're screwed."

Random thought of the day.